Kad Jáidijo-fap (/ftuzˈmɪ/ /fap/ [sober] [mask]) is a temperate City located in the Zäntnräw Principality of the Konei.
The name Kad Jáidijo-fap is derived from the Goblin language, as Kad Jáidijo-fap was founded by Shovnoh, who was culturaly Gnoll.
Climate
Kad Jáidijo-fap has a yearly average temperature of -1°C (31°F), with its average temperature during the summer being an icy 19°C (66°F) and its average temperature during the winter being a freezing -22°C (-7°F). Kad Jáidijo-fap receives an average of 198 cm/y (77 in/y) of precipitation, most of which comes in the form of snow during the pleasantly short winter months. Kad Jáidijo-fap covers an area of nearly 27 km2 (10 mi2), and an average elevation of 5372 m (17624 ft) above sea level.
Overview
Kad Jáidijo-fap was founded durring the late 18th century in early spring of the year 1765, by Shovnoh. The establishment of Kad Jáidijo-fap suffered from several major issues, resulting in the need to develop many solutions to basic problems. Problems such as a lack of fresh water, logistical support, poor quality tools, and the odd monster or two. Howeaver, these were overcome in time.
Kad Jáidijo-fap was built using the conventions of Gnoll durring the late 18th century. Naturaly, all settlmentss have their own look to them, and Kad Jáidijo-fap is no diffrent. The city's buildings feature waddle and daub construction with good timber frames and a stone foundation protected by thatched or shingled rooves. Most buildings with second floors are built in such a way as to overhang into the streets on the upper floors for more space, as building size seems to be the primary indicator of wealth within the community. Most buildings are not decorated with any integral features, but instead use ivy, flowers, and other natural elements in planters of on trellices to breathe life into the structure they grow upon.
Kad Jáidijo-fap is buildings are arranged arrounded highly ordered system of restrictive cobblestone streets which form hexical paterns, allowing the incides of the octagons to be common grounds for the buildings on the edges, be it for parkland, yardspace, plazas, or markets. The city has a fortified albit thin brick wall. The wall has most of the feeatures of a typical castle wall, just on a much smaller scale and and budget. Notably brick isn't a particuarly soild choice for resisting siege weapons. Kad Jáidijo-fap's wall wouldn't hinder a proper army, but it is more than sufishent for bandits and other small marauding groups. The city's monster and outlaw focused fortifications are visibly old, but also obviously well maintained. Its likly the local malishia or garrison are tasked with routine mantance of the city's defences.
A look around Kad Jáidijo-fap gives the unmistakable impression the town is one of the strictest places imaginable. Everyone’s actions are clearly directed by laws they keep in heart and mind at all times. Orderly byond order is a phrase which Kad Jáidijo-fap brings to mind.
Civic Infrastructure
Kad Jáidijo-fap has an animal control department which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the control, impoundment, and disposition of animals.
Kad Jáidijo-fap has an Office of Civil Groundskeeping, which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the construction and upkeep up of all plant life, water features, and other natural decorations within Kad Jáidijo-fap. They are also responsible for the maintenance of these features. Notably, the OCG is not responsible for Kad Jáidijo-fap's parks.
Kad Jáidijo-fap has an Office of Civil Vicary, which is responsible for providing a livelyhood for all officialy recognised religious figures within Kad Jáidijo-fap.
Kad Jáidijo-fap has a government-funded child care program, overseen by the local Department of Nursemaids, which is responsible for providing childcare to working-class citizens according to local ordinances.
Kad Jáidijo-fap has a Gravedigger's Guild, which is responsible for collecting the dead and laying them to rest according to all applicable laws and religious customs.
Kad Jáidijo-fap has a Guild of Nurses, which is tasked with caring for the elderly and infirm in accordance with local ordinances, religious values, and customs.
Kad Jáidijo-fap has a Department of Firefighters, which is responsible for organizing fire fighting efforts during a fire and enforcing local ordinances relating to fire safety.
Kad Jáidijo-fap has a Highwayman's Guild, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.
Kad Jáidijo-fap has a Hall of Slayers, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.
Kad Jáidijo-fap has a monistary of an order of Civil Monks, who provide divine-related services to the general public and maintain Kad Jáidijo-fap's public wards, blessings, and other arcane systems.
Kad Jáidijo-fap possesses a Galvanic Power Grid, which brings galvanic current to most if not all buildings in town, and permits a great many consumer goods to function within the City. Kad Jáidijo-fap's grid is powered by a god's will and kindness.
Kad Jáidijo-fap possesses an older civil lighting system consisting of street lamps. In spite of the Galvanic Grid, these lights continue to use their old fule sources to provide nighttime illumination to all city streets.
Kad Jáidijo-fap has a Parks and Recreation Department, which is responsible for the construction, management, and usage rights for all of its parks and parklands. They are not to be confused with the Office of Civil Groundskeeping as they do not hold authority over nor responsibility for Kad Jáidijo-fap's natural decorations nor waterways.
Kad Jáidijo-fap has a Guild of Roadworkers, who are responsible for maintaining the roadways and public paths within town. They also have the duty of enforcing all civil laws relating to the roadways.
Kad Jáidijo-fap has a public schooling program overseen by the Hall of Sages who has the responsibility of ensuring access to affordable high-quality education in all basic classes (Reading, Writing, Mathmatics, General Sciences, General Arcana, and Social Education) is made available to all citizens.
Kad Jáidijo-fap has a public septic system, which allows its citizens to have indoor bathrooms. The septic system is overseen by the League of Sewerkeepers, who posses the legal authority to enforce all laws relating to the septic system, and are also tasked with its maintenance and upkeep.
Cultural Notes
The law within Kad Jáidijo-fap is highly corrupt, or does not apply to certain favored groups or castes. Strangers might be fleeced by local lawmen, evildoers can be absolved by a payment, and powerful gentry do as they please.
Kad Jáidijo-fap's chapel was built using a different architectural style from the rest of the town. The style used embraces individualism and experimentation. It emerged as a movement against traditional, classical styles and sought to make buildings dynamic and fun while breaking the rules. The style incorporated elements of previous architectural styles in exaggerated and whimsical ways. Traditional, conservative leanings were void in this era, with most scholars of architecture agreeing it was a time of “anything goes.”.
In Kad Jáidijo-fap there is no wind.
The Sandman near Kad Jáidijo-fap are known to be more aggressive than normal.
Kad Jáidijo-fap's citizens partake in a curious ritual relating to their local kami. It takes place in spring and involves consuming a local toxin to channel Necromancy energies of tier 2 via singing.
Economy
The following information was obtained via the Imperial Census Bureau as part of the Eyom Economic Outreach Program. It differs from Standard Imperial censuses in that many of Tom's citizens, regardless of culture, work in more than one occupation or hold more than a single job. The Imperial Census Bureau has ruled that a job is a job, hence, the intigers within the data presented here can count an individual more than once.
Agriculture
Dairy Farmers: 12
Farmers: 18
Farm Laborer: 30
Hunters: 24
Milk Maids: 17
Ranchers: 8
Ranch Hands: 18
Shepherds: 16
Farmland: 26251 m2
Cattle and Similar Creatures: 1624
Poultry: 19494
Swine: 1299
Sheep: 64
Goats: 12
Horses, Mounts, and Beasts of Burden: 649
Craftsmen
Arms and Toolmakers: 12
Blacksmiths: 14
Bookbinders: 8
Buckle-makers: 8
Cabinetmakers: 14
Candlemakers: 22
Carpenters: 19
Clothmakers: 17
Coach and Harness Makers: 7
Coopers: 17
Copper, Brass, Tin, Zinc, and Lead Workers: 9
Copyists: 6
Cutlers: 5
Fabricworkers: 13
Farrier: 33
Furriers: 4
Glassworkers: 24
Gunsmiths: 13
Harness-Makers: 6
Hatters: 12
Hosiery Workers: 4
Jewelers: 7
Leatherwrights: 17
Locksmiths: 6
Matchstick makers: 10
Musical Instrument Makers: 9
Painters, Structures and Fixtures: 8
Paper Workers: 9
Plasterers: 8
Pursemakers: 11
Roofers: 7
Ropemakers: 6
Rugmakers: 6
Saddlers: 11
Scabbardmakers: 15
Scalemakers: 6
Scientific, Surgical, and Optical Instrument Makers: 4
Sculptors, Structures and Fixtures: 6
Shoemakers: 6
Soap and Tallow Workers: 19
Tailors: 51
Tanners: 7
Upholsterers: 9
Watchmakers: 8
Weavers: 19
Whitesmiths: 5
Merchants
Adventuring Goods Retellers: 4
Arcana Sellers: 4
Beer-Sellers: 8
Booksellers: 9
Butchers: 16
Chandlers: 15
Chicken Butchers: 16
Entrepreneurs: 6
Fine Clothiers: 16
Fishmongers: 16
Florists: 4
Potion Sellers: 10
Resellers: 24
Spice Merchants: 8
Wine-sellers: 13
Wheelwright: 9
Woodsellers: 6
Service workers
Bakers: 36
Barbers: 26
Coachmen: 9
Cooks: 29
Doctors: 13
Gamekeepers: 9
Grooms: 5
Hairdressers: 21
Healers: 18
Housekeepers: 19
Housemaids: 34
House Stewards: 21
Inns: 6
Laundry maids: 11
Maidservants: 21
Nursery Maids: 11
Pastrycooks: 21
Restaurateur: 24
Tavern Keepers: 30
Specialized Laborer
Ashworkers: 9
Bleachers: 5
Chemical Workers: 3
Coal Heavers: 13
In-Town Couriers: 13
Long Haul Couriers: 15
Dockyard Workers: 12
Gas Workers: 3
Hay Merchants: 5
Leech Collectors: 17
Millers: 14
Miners: 13
Oilmen and Polishers: 9
Postmen: 15
Pure Finder: 8
Skinners: 19
Sugar Refiners: 3
Tosher: 10
Warehousemen: 22
Watercarriers: 15
Watermen, Bargemen, etc.: 20
Skilled Laborers
Accountants: 8
Alchemist: 10
Clerk: 12
Dentists: 6
Educators: 18
Engineers: 8
Gardeners: 6
Mages: 4
Plumbers: 6
Pharmacist: 8
Professors: 2
Scientists: 4
Wizards: 2
Civil Servants
Adventurers: 6
Bankers: 9
Civil Clerks: 14
Civic Iudex: 7
Consultants: 4
Exorcist: 14
Fixers: 7
Kami Clerk: 11
Landlords: 13
Lawyers: 7
Legend Keepers: 11
Militia Officers: 49
Monks, Monastic: 19
Monks, Civic: 20
Historian, Oral: 14
Historian, Textual: 7
Policemen, Sheriffs, etc.: 15
Priests: 24
Rangers: 8
Rat Catchers: 9
Scholars: 9
Spiritualist: 12
Slayers: 3
Storytellers: 26
Military Officers: 24
Cottage Industries
Brewers: 19
Comfort Services: 23
Enchanters: 7
Herbalists: 7
Jaminators: 20
Needleworkers: 20
Potters: 11
Preserve Makers: 20
Quilters: 9
Seamsters: 38
Spinners: 17
Tinker: 7
Weaver: 15
Artists
Actors: 6
Architects: 2
Bards: 9
Costumers: 3
Dancers: 7
Drafters: 4
Engravers: 5
Fine Furniture Carpenters: 3
Glaziers: 6
Inlayers: 6
Musicians: 21
Painters, Art: 3
Playwrights: 6
Sculptors, Art: 5
Wood Carvers: 25
Writers: 21
Produce Industries
Butter Churners: 20
Canners: 17
Cheesmakers: 21
Ice Merchants: 2
Millers: 12
Picklers: 11
Smokers: 8
Stockmakers: 7
Tobacconists: 10
Tallowmakers: 15
2363 of Kad Jáidijo-fap's population work within a Foundational Occupation.
131 work in Agriculture
537 work as Craftsmen
184 work as Merchants
364 work as Service Workers
243 work as General Laborers
94 work as Skilled Laborers
342 work as Civil Servants
213 work in Cottage Industries
132 work as Artists
123 work in Produce Industries
4006 of Kad Jáidijo-fap's population do not work in a formal occupation, but do contribute to the local economy. 129 (2%) are noncontributers.
Points of Interest
Kad Jáidijo-fap makes use of canals for some of its streets. Locals often fish in the canals.
POI
History
In time immemorial, reportedly some time during the late 2nd century a local hero by the name of protected Kad Jáidijo-fap's harvest from an army of bandits. Kad Jáidijo-fap's militia's elite squad is named after .